ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick
by r.i.v May 09, 2023
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Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk November 01, 2022
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weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with
Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?
by Snoopyyaasss March 06, 2016
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shrimp boyfriend

A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.
That guy is so hot but he has a butterface

He's a shrimp boyfriend
by CheeseFingerGuy May 29, 2024
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Club boyfriend

The boy you link at the club as a one off but he follows you all night and becomes your biggest fan
by Consideryourselfshanked April 04, 2022
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the perfect boyfriend

a beautiful boy named finn who i love so much. he’s so cute and so awesome and so wholesome and i’m happy to be his boyfriend. mwah i wuv u.
the perfect boyfriend is finn
by alexandrusixx May 15, 2020
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The Perfect Boyfriend

"Wow there goes The Perfect Boyfriend, his girlfriend must be so lucky."
by Not olly January 14, 2021
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