Mexican Ambulance

The back of a pickup truck, or a wheel barrel.

"Diago has eaten too many burritos, we have to call a mexican ambulance!"
"Yes ese, I'll get Sanchez's pickup truck."

by Zaunji September 28, 2008

Mexican Waffle

The act of shitting in someone's hide-a-bed and folding it back up.

"That nigga shit in my hide-a-bed and called it a mexican waffle! What a bag of douche!"

by That'sWhatSheSaid101 June 3, 2014

mexican lust

A fucking hot grown Mexican lady(mexicanlust.com)who i would like to fuck so bad,man ill rock her pussy to sleep,and divide her to thick bubble cheecks into half wit my fat 7-inch cock,all make her moan so load,all of Mexico will hear her.Damn,Mexican grow women ar so fucking hot.

Bob:Dude, i saw Mexican Lust last night on TV,and i nearlly cummed just from her sight.

Scott:Really,do u have a pic??

Bob:Yea sure,here.

Scott:HHHOOLLYY SHHIT!!!!!!will u please excuse me for a second?

(Quietly but exictedly Scott walks to the other room and nearly cums all over the place.)

Bob:AWW,u got some one my face!

by Boss Playa May 27, 2006

Mexican jumping crack

crack that jumps out of your pipe or bowl.

`I tried to smoke it, but the mexican jumping crack jumped out of my stem.

by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008

mexicanime

1. Art by hispanic artists that has been influenced by japanese comics and animation. Sometimes has a graffiti influence as well.
2. Contrived, uninspired crap.

Humberto Ramos and Damion Scott both have a very mexicanime style of drawing.

by Andrew Heinrich May 8, 2008

Mexican Science

Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.

The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.

We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)

by Garboth May 22, 2008

Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008