math

a word to scare the frick out of your friends.

Friend: What do those boxes contain?
You: Use math to find out.
Friend: WAIT NOO-

by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024

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Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe that a way of thinking which seems right at face value, is actually illogical or irrational, which can typically be seen from someone with an outside perspective.

"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"

by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024

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indian math

miscalculated account credits by your ISP, phone carrier, or Amazon

I don't know how the hell I got $90 more than I should have, but I ain't complainin'. Must be that indian math.

by Senor Snuffleupagus November 7, 2025

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Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

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