by Onepickman November 9, 2021
Get the Martins mug.Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
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Get the Martin mug.MARTIN definitely has a huge taint. His No Man's Land has been traveled far and wide. If you know a Martin, respect his taint. Like to beat on things.
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