the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.
my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.
by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021
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by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012
Get the Magical Mister Mistoffelees mug.The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.
Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.
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Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room
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The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.
The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.
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Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
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