Tickling magic land

This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.

Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo

by AlbusDumblewhore101 April 23, 2014

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Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011

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Attending A Magic Course

Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship

Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...

Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........

by Rev D July 3, 2009

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Magical Girl Energy

Magical Girl Energy is when a girl is so awesome that its borderline magical, if not outright magical.

The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.

Whoaa man, that girls really got some Magical Girl Energy!

by SidheDraoi May 25, 2021

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magic meat sack

an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.

Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal

I'm a magic meat sack!

by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021

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