The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.
Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.
by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022
Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship
Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...
Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........
Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........
by Rev D July 03, 2009
an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.
Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
I'm a magic meat sack!
by The Globlogabgalab February 09, 2021
This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.
Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo
by AlbusDumblewhore101 March 17, 2014
After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.
by Magical Mister ALB January 28, 2012
Magical Girl Energy is when a girl is so awesome that its borderline magical, if not outright magical.
The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.
The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.
by SidheDraoi May 25, 2021
A school bus where Arnold says please let this be a normal field trip and they with the friz no way and the bus crashes and dies.
by ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ February 01, 2021