John Leslie Milkshake

The act of eating a ridiculous amount of food. Then hours later having nasty diarrhea.

Eric: Yea me and Jeff went to the buffet last night. Jeff at three plates of chicken taquitos.

Tim: Well it looks like Jeff is going to have a bad John Leslie Milkshake

Eric: Yea that toilet will not be having a good day after that.

by Theliquidshiter July 6, 2011

milk and honey

As in "the land of", describing a place where luxuries are plentiful and easily aquirred; biblical reference to the promised land.

Recognizing the cheap smell of Old Spice and the glint of newly bleached alabaster teeth, the congressmen walked into the room of pandering lobbyists knowing they've landed themselves in the land of milk and honey.

by chemicalforums.com March 15, 2004

Milady

How you greet the most amazing girl in the world.

"Hello milady, how are you?"

by Tobadious September 5, 2009

nautical mile club

Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club

With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.

by sailor17 January 4, 2007

milk

The most tasty shit EVER.

Although milk comes from cow tits, it's still really good.

by IJM October 15, 2003

milf day

This special day happens on the 2nd Sunday in May. It usually coincides with Mother's Day. It is mostly celebrated by male teens and old, balding men.

Hey dude, it's milf day today! What did you get for Patrick's mom?

by Jay-Zed May 9, 2008

Milfia

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.

I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.

by Lady Roses June 3, 2009