Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents

I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car

by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

Left Twix

Right Twix but the left one. WOAH

Left Twix are goated.

by goat_ed October 27, 2025

Connys Left Leg🥩🧍

Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 is MY bbq she is pretty and swaggy 😜🤟 Connys Left Leg🥩🧍is very kind <3 i enjoy always talking with her.

i am your friend Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 but maybe we can be more 😳- nah i'mjust kidding ....
unless 👀

by 1-800stfu June 3, 2021

left-wing

Umbandism, transsexualism, more taxes, gynocentrism, lockdown, christophobia/heterophobia, misandry, maximum state, afronazism, communism, nudism, socialism, bolivarianism, economic interventionism, globalism, marxism, drug liberalization, abortion/criminal rehabilitation, statization, superliberal progressivism, feminism/femism, machism, black supremacy , atheism, neutral pronoun, gender ideology, sexual libertinism, homosexuality/gayzism/lesbianism, supremacy of civil servants, supremacy of proletariats, supremacy of the lower class, supremacy of poverty, supremacy of criminals who are neither military nor police officers, union supremacy, supremacy of female sex, victimization of female sex, LGBT supremacy, and police and civil disarmament.

I hate left-wing.

by Zorebbo May 10, 2023