January 18th

The day in which Alex licked his pointer finger tips and rubbed his nipples with prior mentioned salivated fingertips. This action was demonstrated in the commercials for "Clerks 2". This day is now celebrated by some of his "close" friends

OMG! yesterday was January 18th and it was soo funny! I couldnt stop laughing for an hour!

by tehehetehehetehehe October 16, 2008

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january 3

Out of this dat you will find yourself one hot red head

Damn that one January 3 right there

by Smartguy12344567 October 14, 2019

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January 3rd

The day you creampie a females asshole, or big cum in between her titties

I can’t wait for January 3rd so I can anal tombstone my girlfriend ass hole with my fat nut.

by Undertaker334 October 17, 2019

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January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020

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January 6

Hump your friend day

-Bends over friend and humps her-
What was that for?!
It’s January 6th!

by Local Nitty December 6, 2020

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January 25

National kiss a guy that goes to Greenwood high school and happens to be a redhead and happens to have insane drip and happens to be 5’ 11” if you round up 6’ and happens to play basketball.

Wow I don’t even know it was January 25. Looks like I have to kiss my redhead.

by Erob921 January 24, 2022

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