Jacob
Jacob by Jacobs mom is HOT AS SALSA June 2, 2025
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Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?
Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
Jacob by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025
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Jacob
An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))
P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
Jacob by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025
Jacob
Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.
Jacob is THE guy.
Jacob by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025