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Break the Internet

What happens when you type "Google" into Google.
I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type "Google" into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.
by sarcasmasawayoflife August 9, 2016
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Fuck the Internet

Fuck the Internet is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser beer and Red Bull energy drink.

To mix the drink, drop one standard shot of Red Bull into a glass of Budweiser beer. Immediately chug!
Person 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't find any mixed drinks with beer and Red Bull"
Person 2: "Dude, thats bullshit. Fuck the internet"
Person 1: "Good thinking! We'll make the drink up and call it "Fuck the Internet" and add it to UrbanDictionary"
by TheDarkKnight420 January 10, 2012
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internetty

A person who uses the internet to a great extent, very likely working on the internet and familiar with terms such as LOL, ping, digg'ing, and at least basic html.
a: "We need to hire a new writer for our review site."
b: "I know a guy just out of college that can write."
a: "Is he internetty?"
b: "As much as any other 22 year old"
by Wayman Luy May 22, 2007
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internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP
Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.
by Home slice September 8, 2005
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(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.
Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?
by solvictus November 30, 2009
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rule 86 of the internet

"if it exists,you can play Bad apple on it."" if it can,it can Bad apple"If this thing exists,you can play the song "bad apple" on it.Rule made by @bad.....apple on tik tok.
Person 1:Hey have you heard abt playing bad apple on a pregnancy test bro??
Person 2:rule 86 of the internet bro..
by Urdadlesbianuwu February 20, 2023
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I'm not too sure where this originated, but I haven't ever checked out the picture. Basically there are 2 versions of the "Scariest Picture on the Internet." If you type in "Scariest Picture on the Internet" in Google, look for either the picture of the levitating girl in a black dress that looks kinda 3D-ish or a sketch of a girl with brown hair.

Backstory for Brown Hair sketch:

The sketch is believed to be a self portrait of a young Japanese woman, who supposedly sketched herself before scanning the sketch and posting it onto the internet. The origin of the picture is currently unknown, but I have contacted the creator of the youtube video and have asked for the information required to properly and efficiently analyse the sketch.

If you stare at the picture for an amount of time, it is said that the sketch can be seen moving. Some people have reported seeing her eyes moving, even changing colour. Others have reported seeing her chest moving up and down as though she was inhaling and exhaling. All of these are due to the fact that the sketch is said to be cursed, as the woman commited suicide only a short amount of time after drawing it.
Me: I am a chickenshit and I ain't about to look at Scariest Picture on The Internet.
by Dumshickle August 17, 2011
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