skydiver poop

Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.

I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.

by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016

poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.

by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013

poop strike

When your pet refuses to poo no matter how long the walkies.

On that morning, Toby was on poop strike. He resisted to take a dump in that hour long walkie.

by LoloTP April 11, 2017

Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.

Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!

by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017

Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

radioactive poop

poop that smells horrible and warms up the entire bathroom.

jeanette: it's really hot in your bathroom.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.

by senjean March 13, 2010

poop streaks

When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.

Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!

by nixontrix November 15, 2005