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housenick 

To fail miserably at something. A reference to Philadelphia Phillies beat writer Mandy Housenick of The Morning Call, who wrote an article in the summer of 2010 about how outfielder Jayson Werth should have been traded because he's mean to the media.
Baseball fan: "Wow, T.J. Simers really Housenicked that Marcus Thames column. He was being a real jerk, and he shouldn't of taken it so personally."
housenick by uublog June 20, 2011
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House Clothes 

Comfortable worn out clothing that you would never wear in public but love wearing at home. Typically fashioned with a hole here and there and older than most of your furniture. House Clothes may include (but not limited to) stretchy shorts, cotton booty shorts, old basket ball shorts, that one shirt you bought at a swap meet, your boyfriends band tees, sweat pants (preferabley black to hide the stains), oversized sweat shirts, nudity, etc.
I can't believe I went to school wearing my embaressing House Clothes.

bun house 

A government run building which deals with social security benefit claims, such as income support or housing benefit.
I had to go to the bun house this morning to sort out my housing benefit.
bun house by David Solomons April 28, 2008

I caught this house 

Meaning they got in the house fair using no tools and they own it for the night or two
I caught this house it's caught now it is mine

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House. 

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex
"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

The Waffle House has found its new host

The lore: Waffle House is a collective hive mind. Every 1987 moons it choses a new host to be the center of the hive mind. In order to sustain the hive mind it eats karens and impossibly hot coffee. We don't know who the new host is... But what ever you do DON'T TRY AND FIND OUT
Noun: "The Waffle House has found its new host"

chicken house 

A place that offer sexual services usually in an old house or a sketchy neighborhood. Also illegal in the U.S.
"Yo Eddy lets go to the chicken house next door, I heard they got some new talent." "Man i don't have any money but when i move back to Indonesia I'm going to own a chicken house and call it Eddy's Chicken House.
chicken house by ranje January 20, 2011