Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.
by panama city beach alex February 10, 2017
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Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....
by Some guy who commented February 27, 2016
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Peanut Hat

A hat in the shape of a peanut or something that makes you win a laughing contest.
Boy 1: Yo nice peanut hat!
Boy 2: Thanks!

or

(Laughing Contest)

Boy 1: I like pretzel shoes.
Boy 2: Peanut Hat?

Boy 1: HAHAHAAHHAHAHHA LMAO!
Boy 2: I win :)
by EggSauce November 11, 2010
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Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.
Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.
by leatherism June 15, 2009
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hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.
1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."
by wahoo lon February 02, 2011
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Glove hat

often found on a turkey's however can be bought for Women for £19.99 ! Native from Mattys World .....
That turkey has a really big glove hat
by Lauren October 11, 2004
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hat gliding

a form of dancing...kinda
using a cap,hat,fitted to show movements on the body

flipping the hat on to the head, moving the hat up and down the arm
yo you saw that dude hat gliding with his fitted...
by fingaz August 14, 2005
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