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God's Beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.
1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.
by Roose Pies August 4, 2007
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american gods

An awesome book about America written by an awesome british dude. There's a Leprechaun who's addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. I know this definition sucks, just read it.
"Just finished chapter one of American Gods and a Hooker ate a dude with her vagina, what the fuck?"
"Yeah it's pretty weird."
by wsedtrfyguhio November 24, 2013
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grill god

A term with a double entendre, referring to a fully “done” gold or bejeweled mouth-grill, often part of the pimp-suit worn by street thugs, which is connected to the second meaning for grill, which is slang for “girl,” the source of their big-boy income.
I am the street’s most magnificent grill god and I always will be.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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God Kalyan

God of destruction in the religion - Sudraism
Quite similar looking to the God of destruction Beerus
"Did you hear about that? God Kalyan just destroyed another planet."
by Sudraist January 15, 2017
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Boat God

The man you all know, Kenny from the walking dead. This is his home, it says urban in the name, so obviously it is! He can smash corona with his own fists, he's a florida man!
Clementine said, "kenny is my boat god forever." Lee agreed.
by dense cabbage May 4, 2020
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Fap God

A term for fappers on a whole new level. Above even the rare Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap God will spend every second cherishing the joy in fapping.
Joe: Is your crotch suffering seizures?
Bob: Nope, I'm just fapping.
Joe: Lord, that's gross.
Bob: I think I'm starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
Joe: ...
by W1N5T0N52 May 15, 2015
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rizz god

to be one with the ability to spit immense game with ease towards a female and make them fall into a charm over you.
Duke Dennis be getting all the bitches, if he’s not the rizz king, then he’s the rizz god
by xuuled August 23, 2022
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