Goat

An animal that matty likes to pleasure.

Matty has a goat fettish

by Micheal Collins February 17, 2005

Go blow a goat

Derrogatory term invented by the WBVA(wello boys vigilantee assosiation)Often hurled at escaping criminals, or ungratfull police officers.

Go blow a goat you fuckign uless pig.

by Wello boys _05 May 13, 2005

fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

by Andrew April 18, 2005

goat

to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom

"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."

by MonicaAlb March 12, 2010

goat sucker

A person who habitually is active late at night

"You are such a goat sucker for working 'till morning comes.

by squitten June 5, 2008

open goat

An widely opened vagina.

Ooooh, nice camel-toe there, you must have an open goat.

by erectism January 11, 2008

This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.

When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs”

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.

by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009