Glass is a terrible thing that has been me because when it breaks it shatters and when it shatters it turns into tiny pieces and win you were no shoes in your house for the past three months and think the glasses God you cut yourself or one of those tiny pieces of glass
by anonymous March 21, 2021
Get the Glassmug. Alejandro thought he was gonna rip a SBD, but he ended up dropping glass right in front of the guards
by MKUltr4 April 2, 2019
Get the dropping glassmug. A synonym for snowflake, used to describe an individual who is easily offended and fragile. The thing that sets them off doesn't even have to be racist, homophobic or transphobic. It can be over literally anything, no matter how small or insignificant the situation is. The term can also be used to describe members of the cancel culture community.
Bill: Build Mode in Fortnite is absolute garbage! Only dickheads with no sense of weapon accuracy or awareness play that shit! No-Builds is where the real men play!
Bob: Did you just insult my favorite mode in my favorite video game? I'm going to cancel you and ruin your life if it's the last thing I do!
Bill: Are you fucking kidding me? All because of that? It's just an opinion I had, you fucking glass sissy!
Bob: Did you just insult my favorite mode in my favorite video game? I'm going to cancel you and ruin your life if it's the last thing I do!
Bill: Are you fucking kidding me? All because of that? It's just an opinion I had, you fucking glass sissy!
by Leen Deen February 18, 2024
Get the Glass Sissymug. Apparently, Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek's heart) thinks Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) is cute when he wears his glasses. So, the code name for him is "Glasses".
OOOOHHHHH, KIMBERLY, GLASSES IS WEARING HIS GLASSES!!!!!
Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh
Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh
by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022
Get the Glassesmug. A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016
Get the glass clarinetmug. the 'money shot', ejaculation
ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.
by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011
Get the Safety Glassmug. 