Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Beach

Word like bitch. Most commonly used in 6th grade talk.

“Yo she’s such a beach” Said Layla. “Haha I know right” said Kira

by Eyeballstreakz December 25, 2019

Beach Street 6th Grade Bikers

They ride in massive herds on the streets of West Islip doing the weirdest shit you can think of. The herd mostly consists of homophobic and racist white boys who think they are the shit. If you say anything to them they will cuss you out and most likely run you over with their bikes.

Shit, it's the Beach Street 6th Grade Bikers get the fuck out of their way or you will get run over and cussed out.

by xfdsg May 2, 2021

Beach day

a tradition of fucking on the beach

BEACH DAYYYYY

by anonymous111887665444 August 3, 2022

beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

mr. beach

A child rapiist at york suburban who touched one of the volleyball girls his favorite subject is HTML

White boy "did you hear about what happened to mr. Beach"

White girl "yeah he touched my boobs and ass i kinda liked it but hes still going to live with kodak black"

White boy "Lol kys"

by Killer keememe Baby a tripple April 14, 2017