Ass Fire

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

by thomasg1 April 28, 2009

Rapid Fire

A term used to describe when a mother or girlfriend asks you a million questions or gives numerous commands in a row when you just walk in the door from work, school, etc.

Very typical for italian mothers or girlfriends.

Mother: Hi, what would you like for dinner? Pasta or chicken? Where were you? Why did you take so long? Is it cold outside? Is it sunny? Where were you again? Why didn't you answer the phone?

Person: uhh...

Mother: Well were having pasta. Wake dad up please! Go upstairs and change, I don't want you wearing your dress pants at the table. Hang up your clothes!

Person: Ma' your going rapid fire, relax and count to ten

by Ambrogio February 16, 2010

Fireball

An overly obnoxious and rude christian who forces opinions down one's throat with a toilet plunger.

That girl on Yahoo! Answers is the worst fireball ever!

by Nocem November 20, 2010

fireballs

right before screwing your partner a man wipes some ben gay on his balls. so as they slap the vagina it causes a hot firey sensation

mike slyly rubbed bengay on his balls to fuck sandy and give her the fireballs

by agentgrape May 3, 2011

Alaskan Blue Fire

The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.

Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.

by dionisio April 21, 2010

Fire on the Prairie

A mixed drink consisting of Tabasco and Tequilla

My mouths on fire after that last fire on the prairie

by Loomkind January 3, 2007

fire the retros

To go backwards in behavior or development. To retrogress. To blow a fart with enough force to actually breathe out fire like a dragon.

Even though he was outside, he obviously did fire the retros when he blew a big loud fart and made a terrible smell. He retrogressed to a baby just about.

by Bloc Sudam January 1, 2009