eat my tunic (emt) 

What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.

Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."

eat my tunic (emt) by [Tar]Shadow December 1, 2017

Eat my shorts 

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

Eat my shorts by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017

Eat my gash 

A classy lady's alternative to "suck my dick."

Hey fuckwad, eat my gash!

Eat my gash by babzcek December 22, 2017

eat the chilli 

Willing to eat one's ass, even though that person has recently made a bowel movement because you find them that attractive.

Bro 1: Bro, I just saw this smoking hot chick, she's so hot!
Bro 2: Yeah, but would you eat the chilli?

eat the chilli by Tony Rollin' January 10, 2018

eat your tide pods 

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

eat your tide pods by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

eat my john 

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

eat my john by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

eat a face 

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

eat a face by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018