Dick Diaper

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.

I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.

by funkngonuts January 14, 2019

Hotdog dick

When you stick your dick in between a hotdog bun and cover it with condiments.

That girl is crazy! She sucked my hotdog dick.

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

Sad Dick

When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink

"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"

by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019

dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016

Country Dick

The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'

Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.

Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"

Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.

Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.

by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018

Dick Roll'd

The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?

Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.

Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.

Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!

by JordanMichael September 12, 2011