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dorkcoma

Stuck in a state of self annoyance you can't stop feeling like a dork and don't know exactly how it happened or the date and who this person is that woke you up...
UGHHHHHH was.I in a beep beep beetybeep beep beep ing dorkcoma again? Do I know you?
by Soodohneeeumuh April 9, 2023
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Dorkwad Willy Gripper

When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.

Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
by Player Hating May 19, 2023
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Dorkomaniac

Someone who's a dork on an insane and irritating level.
Person A: well ackshually according to blabla 🤓

Person B: stfu you absolute dorkomaniac
by KaafirulMalaoun June 4, 2023
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dorklewood

a very manly, built, hot, tall, godly being with a superhuman schlong
That guys a dorklewood! he must have a gigantonormous schlong...
by skampy3511 July 6, 2023
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Dorknite

Dorknite is an online video game developed by Not-So-Epic Games and released in 2017. It is available in three distinct game mode versions that otherwise share the same general gameplay and game engine: Dorknite Battle Royale, a free-to-play battle royale game in which up to 100 players fight to be the last person standing; Dorknite: Save the World, a cooperative hybrid tower defense-shooter and survival game in which up to four players fight off zombie-like creatures and defend objects with traps and fortifications they can build; and Dorknite Creative, in which players are given complete freedom to create worlds and battle arenas. Dorknite is filled with toxic 9-year olds who have sticky controllers and dirty clothes, they swear too and always wear that goddamn Dorknite hoodie. Anyone who plays Dorknite is a massive virgin, anyone who is a virgin is a huge loser.
Fortnite? More like Dorknite!
by REDBOSS2008 August 16, 2023
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Dorkism

The word to describe the most Dorkiest , and Amazing girl in the world; Zia
Man dorkism is a real thing, Just look how much of a dork Zia is!
by herfavoritedork422 August 21, 2023
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dorki

Dorki is a term used to describe a well-known scam artist who sells overpriced apartments.

Tiles are usually glued with cheap superglue that he gets from a local supermarket Menalo.

He usually plays guitar to his customers to lure them to spend as much money on accessories.
1800 euros per square meter? What a fucking dorki!
by shimicevich December 28, 2023
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