December 31

The birthday of the biggest dick boi

Man he must be born n December 31 cause he got some huge balls.

by ly1212boom November 13, 2019

Dirtbag December

Following No-Shave November, this is the month when careless facial hair becomes Shagadelic.

Harvey: Dude, you haven't shaved in like 2 months.
Nigel: I enjoyed NoShave November so much I decided to keep the party going for Dirtbag December!

by WaffleSchnuget February 6, 2010

december 2

eat chicken nuggets day

guy 1: why is this drive through line so long?
guy 2:it’s december 2
guy1: oh i forgot

by yourlocalvscogirl November 5, 2019

December 20

The day our Lord perfection was born, brought into this world from the only black. Perfection rules all and will continue to do so, as long as there's a December 20th.

There is no escaping perfection, he is eternal. That is why we celebrate December 20, day of perfection.

by LAUGHING JACK IS HOT OK!?! November 10, 2019

December 1

National Slap anybody with red hair day!!!
Make the best out of it ;)

Hay girl you got red hair let me slap u I mean it is December 1

by #and-ioop November 11, 2019

No squirt December

Girls are not allowed to squirt or do any kind of sexual activity. If they do they lose the challenge.

No way you lost no squirt December

by BigBeefRicky69 November 11, 2019

December 24

Itzzz Christmas biiissss. 🎄🎉🎁
If you born this day you Jezus. 🥺

Witny:What day is it today?
Brad:Its December 24th
Witny:Christmas tiiiiimmeeeee!!!! 🎄🎉🎁
Witny:I don't want a luck for Christmas there is just one thing I neeed!

by electriicXneptune November 14, 2019