Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
Get the covid hoursmug. A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.
That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.
by Covido October 2, 2020
Get the Trump is Covid-19⁺mug. A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.
Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."
by John30041 June 20, 2020
Get the COVID menumug. by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022
Get the Covid Dickmug. I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 16, 2020
Get the Covid Paper Jackedmug. During a short period in U.S. history (2020-2021ish) when it was common place to see unlikely Unemployment Recipients (people who'd never worked or had money before) with thousands of dollars to their names, and not have any idea how or where to spend it.
Have I seen Junior lately? Man, I saw that fool last weekend playing Video Lottery like he was CoVid Rich!
by Jelly Jello January 25, 2025
Get the Covid Richmug. Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.
Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche
by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021
Get the Covid Coat-tailsmug.