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madras college

madras is one of those school that you can’t forget. everyone there is so different and retarded in their own special ways. you’ve got the junkie that you catch burning the lungs out outside of school. you can’t forget the chavs who wear a foundation colour that matches a fucking carrots skin colour. also you have the weird under the stair kids that all have orgys together and watch anime and think screaming “reeeee” is funny. you have the massive group of boys everyday trying to have a wrestling match, lobbing themselves at each other’s.

honourable mentions would be; the friend group from primary school, the indie pretty girls, the guys that fear any females, simps, weird lesbians , incel homosexuals, token gay, token lesbian , the friend group that might be lesbians, and plenty more.

the school is going to pieces (quite literally). all the teachers are either nonces or cunts. the only nice ones you never have.

apparently the school has “no money” but yet they keep buying useless shit that no one asks for

so an easy way to say is the school is shit; but it will not stoop so low to bell baxter
“oh you know chad? which school does he go to?” “he goes to madras college” “oh god my condolences to him”

Somerset College Prep

Somerset College Preparatory Academy (SCPA). A middle/high school in Port Saint Lucie Florida. The school that got a kid arrested for creating a meme account on Instagram surrounding the school. It's not all that bad, contrary to popular belief, because there isn't much drama and there isn't really a group of "popular kids". Loves to show off it's A average and high GPA average even though half the student body doesn't really care... The middle schoolers are the most annoying creatures on the planet (AVOID AT ALL COSTS) Amazing teachers if you are lucky and get head of the department; as for the other teachers though? Good luck. This school has an amazing STEM program and because it's a small school, has barely any sports. The sports we DO have are shit though. This is why we have little to no school spirit. Overall, not the worst school. Go Spartans I guess.
Dude: What school do you go to?
Student: Ah, I go to Somerset College Prep...
Dude: Ooo.. That's tough... Why didn't you just go to Centennial or Central or something?
Student: *sigh* why didn't I....

Greensborough college

A school I went to that was so unbelievably cramped and noisy where nobody had basic respect, and just like greensborough primary, ignore bullying and misbehaving.
Student 1: I hate Greensborough college.
Student 2: Yep.
Greensborough college by Lilua January 11, 2022

Emmanuel College 

worst school ever, mr dujic is the only good part and he made us famous thanks bae
Lucy: “bro i go to emmanuel college
Daysha: “goodluck not dying

Hunter College High School 

Hell personified, located at 71 E 94 St.
Please don’t let me go to Hunter College High School, mom.”

Trident College 

Trident college is a place like no other, some could even call it a prison. With a bunch of ugly bitches mixed with gay niggas, it ranks amongst the top 10 weirdest places in africa. If you call a place "Trident College", then it is most likely a shit hole full of ugly babes.
Damn! You babe looks like shes from Trident College
Trident College by CHlEF September 10, 2022

Monmouth College 

A small college in western Illinois. Smells like shit 90% of the time, and the women only like football hick boys. Parties are dry as fuck! And so is the bar scene!
"What’s that smell?"
"Either the football team is practicing, or you are just at Monmouth college."
Monmouth College by Nun But facts September 29, 2022