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Grill Cheese

When you bake the bread from your girlfriends yeast infection and get cheese from your dick cheese. Afterwards grill it with butter for 10 minutes
Me and my girlfriend finally made grill cheese yesterday
by DaChef69 March 8, 2019
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flingin your cheese

forcefully imposing irrelevant talk or action; inappropriate use of something; tossing the top layer of a Tony Roma's pizza
1. " Stop flingin your cheese at me, i don't care."

2. Poser: " I realized i'm cool now cause i wear obey shirts all the time."
Dude: " Dude, stop flingin your cheese around."

3. Ozzy
by bodelicios February 17, 2008
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cream cheese

The solution to all computer related problems. All computers are terrified of cream cheese, particularly of having it smothered over their hard drive or around the keyboard. Faced with any problem, the wise computer user will simply reach for their handy container of cream cheese and hold it infront of the screen (where the computer can see it) in a threatening gesture. Terrified, the disobedient computer will quickly cut the crap and start working properly again.
Mischevious Computer: " Error 508D80AN937; the program has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down." (Translation: Fuck off human, no mere mortal can control me! Muahahaha)

Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"

Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat

Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand

*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly
by Matt89 April 30, 2008
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Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.
Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.
by Chris P September 1, 2008
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v-cheese

(noun) cheese manufactured in the vaginal region. DO NOT EAT!!!
I woke up this morning all hung over to find my skeezer roommate her left v-cheese panties on the bathroom floor.
by jaboi May 17, 2007
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Foreskin Cheese

(Noun) - The “cheese” stored inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
I spread his foreskin cheese on my bagel, it was delicious.
by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
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cut the cheese

To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)
Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!
by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006
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