cross bloint

a large, gutted, marijuana-filled blunt, with a smaller joint going through, slightly past the center of the blunt, making a cross like shape.
First person: I rolled a nice blunt, but its got a tear

Second person: it's alright, just slip this joint into the

tear, seal it, and we'll smoke a cross bloint!
by jaybizzlefoshizzle April 30, 2010
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Double-Crossed

When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.

The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.

The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.

It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.
Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.

Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.
by Pouncer400 March 30, 2023
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tiny cross tattoo

A tiny cross tattoo under the eye or on the neck signifies an accidental death caused by the wearer, otherwise it is a sign of religion.
Jen got a tiny cross tattoo the other day.
by John Kelly's August 29, 2020
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Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things
Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
by Kurosu February 24, 2019
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gee cross

full of stuck up twats 80% are overweight.

just a place in hyde
wannabe upper class, sad cunts
where you from?,,,,, “gee cross”,,, leave it at that you fat muppet
by shithairline April 24, 2024
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Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
by CelticEagle February 11, 2019
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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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