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Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Super Covid

When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!
Well babe it’s official, I finally got the super Covid symptoms this is terrible!
by Big daddy L2 December 20, 2022
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Covid Paper

The cheap toilet paper you stocked up on when you finaly found some TP and know you have 36 rolls chapping your Ass!
by Nccj February 25, 2021
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Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots
Hey Ryandid you have that Covid toe?
by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022
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Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic
I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work
by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020
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Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
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Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.
My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!
by Enterich April 22, 2020
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