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byzantine beater

The act of first taking a massive shit into the girls mouth and making her keep it in there while you absolutley pound her in the ass with your cock. If the shit fails to stay in her mouth, you stop fucking her and punch her in the face and shit in her mouth again. she must last at least 5 minutes with the "chocolate" in her mouth.
"Damn todd, last night i broke tiffany's nose while giving her a byzantine beater."
by jim pailer November 20, 2007
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Justin beiber

many people say things like "justin beiber iz soooo gay lolz!" but really, there's nothing "gay" about him. notice how EVERY SONG HE WRITES IS ABOUT GIRLS.

apparently his "girl voice" turns him into this gaywad fag when really the people that call him that are just jealous becuase he's more successful than them.

however, there is hope, becuase as of recently he's cut his hair and he no longer sounds like a girl.
retard: justin beiber is so gay lololol!

me: go fuck yourself. he's no more gay than you are not jealous. *punches retard is the face, cuts open his balls and burns his body*
by Chowderz March 7, 2011
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better than pie

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beiber fever

A fatal disease similar to schizophrenia.
victims are usually immature 6 to 16 year old girls
symptoms are including but not limited to:
1.singing every song Justin Beiber has ever made
2.making a shrine for him and start making out with it
3.hating all other girls that think they're his self assigned "number one fan"
4.being incredibly stupid and not focusing on anything else besides how his hair looks
5.buying a ton of posters and merchandise and kissing it before going to sleep
6.trying to figure out his phone number to call him every day in an attempt to find out where he lives, kidnap him, and keep him in your own sick twisted little petting zoo where you keep the Jonas brothers and any other singer that is a guy

Scientists are currently trying to find a cure yet have made no progress so far.
obsessive 10 year old girl: OMG IM GONNA KIDNAP HIM AND SHOOT EVERYONE AT HIS CONCERT OMG LOL ROTFALAWYASWPMP!
creeped out guy:oh my god you have beiber fever SOMEONE CALL 911!
by mynameisWHAAT? May 17, 2011
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zeiler beiler

This has many definitions;

1) Frankie Dettori - knob jockey
2) Bad Hair - Get it cut!
3) KFC Zinger Burger
Look at the state of his zeiler beiler!!

That zeiler beiler was so pretty he could have sat on my face!
by Mike Gorman December 4, 2006
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Office Beater

Someone who masterbates in an office environment
Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky
by Matt123. December 28, 2008
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wife beater

750ml bottle of beer in Australia.
also see king brown
slipped into some wife beaters last night was a fucking nice drop too
by earthlover42 July 7, 2005
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