Bacon

Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."

Dude! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.

by Qvack Duck January 2, 2008

Bacon Neck

The collar of a shirt resembles a piece of crispy cooked bacon.

Ew, Did you see Ian Comptons Bacon Neck last night? I nearly puked

by weeweepeepee September 5, 2010

oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo

The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's even better if you use hellmanns.

Hey Amy, lets go for some oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!

by Atessa September 16, 2008

Bacon beefy smokecheesy

A nickname or description that one would use toward their favorite person; extremely endearing.

"Bacon beefy smokecheesy, what are you doing?"

"He's the bacon beefy smokecheesy!"

by wagk12 September 28, 2008

baconropes

Baconropes are attached to the Gluteus Pricycle which is located just below the spine which is the same as the spine on a book, except the spine on a book is usually attached to the pages with glue whereas a spine spine (as in a spine, not a spine) is in fact attached to the rest of the body with skin tissue, otherwise known as Ewww (technical name). Within the skin tissue are located a number of organs, the same type which can be found in a large church. If you play the internal organs in b flat you will find that you will undoubtedly shit yourself.

Ouch, Pricey t-bagged me when I wasn't expecting it and I pulled both of my baconropes.

by Max the milkman January 17, 2009

bacon sac'd

When some Biddie eats that bacon of your sac.

"I was making my breakfast one day and my girl just came over and bacon sac'd me."

by IgetHeadEveryday April 23, 2010

Bacon Waffle

Created in a lab by combining everything that is good in the world it is a waffle with bacon inside, yes inside of it. It has come to reside at Leroy's in Anchorage, Alaska and is known to be the best breakfast after a late night out. It is impossible not to smile while taking you first bite, not even the great Chuck Norris could resist. It is the colsest one can come to being in Heaven without actually being there. Once one has been eaten there's no turning back as they are more addictive than meth. It is not uncommon for groups of people to form clans or packs and travel to LeRoy's as often as possible. However if a member goes judas (see defiition for Judas) then they can be kicked out if 2 or more members decide they are unworthy. Once kicked out the only way back in is to buy everybody a bacon waffle and hope they are re-instated. As a warning, do not eat one unless you are ready to find all other foods somewhat lacking in taste after consuming your first. But as any veteran bacon-waffler will tell you, it is well worth it.

"How'd you end up in jail?"
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"

"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."

by Haon11 August 30, 2011