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breakie

"Come downstairs and have some breakie with us."
"I need to have some breakie first."
by Kelenta January 15, 2017
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Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.

You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.

Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence

A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level

A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019
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gas break dip

this term is spelt wrong.

gas "brake" dip is the correct spelling of the term.

Main Entry: Gas Brake Dip
Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'gas 'brAk 'dip

1. a. one must be in a car and gas it, while simultaneously braking the car which causes the car to bounce up and down as if it had hydrolics. b. An action done in Scrapers, caddy's or any other car with fairly loose suspensions. c. word orininating in the yay area and has become extremely popular due to E-40s song Tell Me When To Go.
Put your stunna shades on

Now... "gas break dip", dip
gas brake dip, dip

Shake them dreads
by nicktomyskins May 4, 2006
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Breachfinger

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.
When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.
by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008
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Breakstep

A musical amalgamation of dubstep and breakbeat.
The best idea ever.
Aaron Spectre's Say More Fire 12" is the best breakstep record yet, dude!
by DMMan September 29, 2008
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Breakfast in China

1. a euphemism for sex with a hot Asian.
2. Dinner in America.
1. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apartment."

2. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apartment. Alone."
by Sheep and Bunny March 28, 2009
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breadloafing

Medial displacement of breast implants is known as symmastia but also commonly referred to as breadloafing or uni-boob.
You could see her plastic surgery went bad, her breasts were breadloafing.
by its_Ender July 4, 2009
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