Fat Albert

The single coolest kid that wasn't in our crew in MS 51. He did moonsaults and stunners for Hot Dogs.....HALF EATEN hot dogs (No Homo)

"Hey Fat Albert!"
"What?"
"Give that girl the stunner"
"No"
"Would you do it for a hot dog?"
"HELL YEAH"
*Stunner*

by Azurebaijan February 13, 2005

ABERDEEN

Aberdeen MD, nextdoor to the shitiest town in America Havre de Grace.
So guess what it is the anus for all the shit in Havre de grace.
They have to create a magnet school, so people will go to Aberdeen. It is a tactic to illegally recruit atheletes.

There are lots of old people and posers who want be like those in havre de grace and edgewood; and yes, im mainly talking those in gangs and section 8 housing. Lets be honest only three things have come from Aberdeen, Cal Ripken, EJ Henderson and the Ironbird Statium.

But okay, I'll give them some credit. I don't hate Aberdeen. There are some poor kids growing up with the struggle. But it's just a ruralish town. It can't be a suburb like Edgewood and it can't be a city like Havre de Grace.

It has 5 million shopping centers and nearby APG military base. It's a decent place, but it's not really worthwhile to live there.

Where do we go today Edgewood or Havre de Grace?

Not Aberdeen.Sorry guys.

by no offense March 9, 2008

alberto

a common piece of shit :)

i like grindcore .....but im a gino bambino :)...alberto

by cinndii December 24, 2007

Abercrombie and Fitch

A clothing store with the most brilliant marketing ploy ever. They sell overpriced clothing, true, but they're usually attractive and well made. I'm a fan of their more conservative clothing- namely, clothing without gigantic logos and/or offensive and sexual remarks. Even though I like their clothing, I somewhat doubt their marketing ethics. Has anyone else besides me ever noticed that all of the people that work in Abercrombie and Fitch are drop dead gorgeous? And if anyone has ever gone into their store in midtown (Manhattan), have you noticed the half naked men standing in the entrance? Their brand portrays a certain all-american coolness and independence. However, it's disappointing when I see 13 year olds wearing their clothes in too small sizes and with hair so straight and ugly it makes me want to puke. The brand is meant for 17-25 year olds, but that doesn't stop all the cool high school kids from buying it. Some people claim that Abercrombie and Fitch make their clothing too revealing and slutty, but keep in mind that it's actually NOT meant for your 11 year old daughter to wear. Abercrombie and Fitch actually owns another chain called "abercrombie" that is geared towards 10-16 year olds. I've been to both websites and I have noticed that abercrombie's clothes are less low cut, more affordable, and in general more suitable for the younger set.

Girl #1: "What does that Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt say?"
Salesperson: "I believe it says... Innercourse record holder" (actual t-shirt from A&F, men's humor tees)

by rockandrolltime July 1, 2006

Abercrombie and Fitch

A very seducive clothing brand that owns other seducive clothing brands (Hollister, Ruehl, abercrombie kids) and is geared toward ages 14-22. This brand offers mostly superior clothes from their supersoft shirts and hoodys, to their high quality shorts and jeans. The great thing is all their clothes are pre-washed so they will not shrink. You do not have to be rich to own abercrombie apparel, just a smart spender. They are a little on the pricey side, but they have sales often. Do not wear abercrombie if you are overweight, or even attempt it, it will not work. I'm not a freak of abercrombie, but i do own a few things.

Dude1: Lets go check out abercrombie and fitch
Dude2: It looks cool but i heard its really expensive
Dude1: Yeah well maybe we can buy a shirt they got really nice clothes
Dude2: Your right, who knows we might get laid if we were this stuff because its downright sexy!

by NicoNico January 10, 2008

albertsexual

albertsexual is when you have strong feelings for albert and would get run over by a bus for him.

hey look at shaun she is so ALBERTSEXUAL look at him she looks at him!

by tommyinnitisabigman January 5, 2021

abercrombie and fitch

I really dont see what the big fuss is all about. I'm from the Uk and trust me clothes are so much more expensive over here. For example An Abercrombie shirt cost $70, we get it for £70 which is double what you pay for it. So please stop whining. You also need to check out another brand - Jack Wills. Now thats expensive, its also QUALITY.

Brit: 'Jeez, these Abercrombie and Fitch jeans are £80!!!'
American: 'Jeez these Abercrombie and Fitch jeans are $80, OMG TOO EXPENSIVE

GET OVER YOURSELVES

by Johnny bwoii January 13, 2008