ABERDEEN

Aberdeen MD, nextdoor to the shitiest town in America Havre de Grace.
So guess what it is the anus for all the shit in Havre de grace.
They have to create a magnet school, so people will go to Aberdeen. It is a tactic to illegally recruit atheletes.

There are lots of old people and posers who want be like those in havre de grace and edgewood; and yes, im mainly talking those in gangs and section 8 housing. Lets be honest only three things have come from Aberdeen, Cal Ripken, EJ Henderson and the Ironbird Statium.

But okay, I'll give them some credit. I don't hate Aberdeen. There are some poor kids growing up with the struggle. But it's just a ruralish town. It can't be a suburb like Edgewood and it can't be a city like Havre de Grace.

It has 5 million shopping centers and nearby APG military base. It's a decent place, but it's not really worthwhile to live there.
Where do we go today Edgewood or Havre de Grace?

Not Aberdeen.Sorry guys.
by no offense March 09, 2008
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Aberdeen, Maryland. The gutter of Harford County despite what everybody thinks of Edgewood.
People think Edgewood is the poorest section of Harford County. Believe it or not people, the poorest places by order are Aberdeen, Havre De Grace, then Edgewood.
by jjjjjjjjjjjfasfdasdf March 23, 2008
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Aberdeen

The only location in the UK where smoking cannabis is legal. This is due to the culture of a small, isolated, and unnamed civilization that lived there from the Roman conquest of England until 1746, when England took back Scotland during the Austrian succession. This group was mixed Celtic and Norse, and used to be a minority among the Celtics all over the isles until the Romans took over, and they fled to the mountains of the north. after Scotland fell in 1746, some fled north to Iceland and others went west to the new world, but this mostly undocumented civilization is mostly extinct. Their civilization specifically has to due with Aberdeen because many artifacts of this minority was found within Aberdeen. Today, they're only a small minority in far northern scotland and other celtic and norse countries, occasionally a few along canada and the USA's east coast
ancient Aberdeen folk song: 🎶 At aberdeen, we smoke weed 🎶
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Aberdeen

A proper authentic Scottish city, only fully appreciated by Aberdonians and non-Scots.

Attracts much critisism from the more simple residents of Scotland (i.e. within the central belt) largely borne out of envy of the fact that it is (for the most part) a nice place to live with few murders, no deep-fried Mars Bar suppers and no sectarianism.

The only 'one city - one football team' in Scotland - The Dons. Best team in Europe for a spell in the 80s, fans now accept that glory days are long gone but still fiercely loyal. Celtic fans think Dons try harder against Celtic, Rangers fans think the Dons try harder against Rangers. In reality, they try harder against whichever of the Old Firm is being especially annoying. Take your pick.
Glasweigan: Aberdeen? I hate it!

Non-Glasweigan: Hiv you ever lived there?

Glasweigan: Er no. By the way.
by Johnnyp1000 August 08, 2008
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A person who is amazing and kind. Anybody with the name Aberdeen is bound to be incredibly creative, funny, and a good friend. They also are generally very attractive. They have a lot of self-doubt and rarely think they’ve done enough to improve so they are constantly trying to be better at what they do. If you have an Aberdeen in your life you should go hug them, they deserve it.
Aberdeen is an amazing person.
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Scottish City in the north-east. greatest place on earth. we may have a crappy football team and the city might be made of granite but having lived there all my life, i wouldnt want to live anywhere else.
Aberdeen is scotland's oil capital.
by silverandcold February 07, 2007
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Scottish city, which prides itself on being "the oil capital of Europe". In reality this just means the dogsbody work of the oil industry is shipped up there, away from the company directors who still live in wealth and comfort in the South-East of England. Famous for it's terrible weather and casual violence, it also has the dubious honour of being the most radioactive city in Britain - due mostly to all the buildings being made out of granite, which slowly releases radon gas. The inhabitants are usually too stupid to cause many problems, so long as you don't look them in the eye...
"Where are you from?"
"Aberdeen."
"I'm so sorry."
*sobbing*
by knifewound mcgee June 28, 2006
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