asstroturf

An ass, most commonly male, that is covered in a thick nasty layer of hair

the girl pulled his pants off and was disgusted at his asstroturf...

by zizdsthgskbfgb February 15, 2012

Asteroid Carpet

The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.

In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.

by ZaneD March 10, 2012

asteroids

a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name

Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break

by ninja guitar September 18, 2014

Asstrosity

A word used to describe a huge ass.

Mick:Man look at that asstrosity!
Gorge:I know right, its huge!

by That one kid on the street. April 16, 2017

asetrophacy

A person who acts astronomically assholy.

wow jude, your being such a asetrophacy right now

by asetrophacylovers2190 June 28, 2017

Antrophelia

An ambient/chillout Drum And Bass project.

- yo, did you listen to Antrophelia's last work 'Ukiyo'?

- hell yeah, sounds dope

by lilpost December 13, 2017

asrol

The perfect guy.. Always be a nice person , caring and he's will love someone who love him

I really really love Asrol..I hope Asrol will be mine one day

by KisahKita April 23, 2018