White washed Asian

Asian who acts like a white

Gosh, she doesn't have any asian pride. That white washed asian.

by ............ are u serious? May 26, 2009

Asian Women Syndrome

A very serious condition recognizable by several clear symptoms:
1. Persons inflicted with this condition cannot hold eye contact with others for more than 3 seconds without giggling with their hand over their mouth.
2. Persons inflicted with this condition trail off when speaking, getting more and more quiet, until their mouths seem to be moving with no sound coming out.

Asian Women Syndrome girl: "I...oh...eh..."
Guy: "Ah, bad case of AWS, eh?"

by fatalbear November 23, 2009

asian best friend

An Asian best friend is someone who will be their for you all the time they will do your math homework for you and make you ramen when you need it. They always got your back and they love to play video games. Also they won’t eat your dog so don’t worry.

My Asian Best Friend made me ramen.

by AsianKid420-69 September 4, 2019

Fancy Asian Cuisine

Any flavor or type of Top Ramen. Fancy Asian Cuisine has never been so easy to prepare.

Bob: *eating top ramen*
Randy: "Woah, that's some Fancy Asian Cuisine!"

by tastyresort June 25, 2019

Asian Green Tea

When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.

I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019

Asian Spaghetti Sandwich

An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.

Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.

by JackLegs87 May 12, 2021

Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016