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Short Arm Shifty

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.
by Shuaman June 16, 2023
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armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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Armed NOBbery

When your sex life all about that thug life.

Origin: Sophie Marshall (holbury house wife).
"I can't wait for Samuel to give me a good armed NOBbery"
by Lucifer's lube June 24, 2023
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Arm wrestling

A sport where two people typically men try to prove who has the strongest arms. It is a way to settle arguments around who has the most testosterone and is the most powerful and dominant.
Bro he is the best arm wrestler at the lunch table that means he has the most testosterone and is the coolest and absolutely nothing beyond beating him at arm wrestling would change that.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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your arms

A normal arm usually consists of flesh, bone, nerves, skin, and so on. But most importantly, a normal arm has volume and surface area, this is not your arm. The average male can lift around 100 kgs, this is not you. Your arm(s) is a scientific conundrum, you can barely lift 2 pounds without your arms snapping and atomizing in the matter of Planck seconds
I hate your fucking arms, your arms are the worst arms, nay, the worst possible human creation I have ever laid my eyes on
by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023
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arm scandalous

When you wear a dress or shirt that shows lots of arm and armpit.
My dress for the party was arm scandalous!
by D.Hannah March 4, 2023
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Science Arms

Skinny, typically pale arms, associated with nerdy unathletic folks. also see: Science Legs Re-submitted to replace "Science Arms (Legs)" with 2 separate definitions
No way those 4 nerds can pick up that VW Bug - - those science arms couldn't push it forward if it were in neutral... let alone lift it off the ground.
by Nice501s March 4, 2023
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