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MATH

The acronym:
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My friend: Hey the first day of school was great, I can't wait to learn about science!
Me: Tru, but DID YOU KNOW THEY DID MATH IN SCHOOl
My friend: What... no...NO..NOOOOOOO!! WHY GOD WHY
by Mrs.Froggy June 12, 2018
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math

by big benlol May 23, 2019
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Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.
That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.
by B 0 B April 9, 2025
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Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.
person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.
by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024
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2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math

Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.
Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?
by Papa günter January 7, 2018
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math class

Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒
Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*
by NoFriendlyFire21 August 2, 2024
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Math

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!
by Aldi's February 5, 2019
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