pit job

When a woman make a man ejaculate by using a pit, such as an arm or leg pit.

John: That cunt wanted to give me a pit job last night.

by Hennessee October 18, 2008

Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010

Nuzzle Job

Poking the end of your nose into your girl's or Guy's juicy brown spot. Nose poking their bum for pleasure. Not to be confused with brown nosing.

Sandy archer her back and spread her juicy brown and Carlos dove right in for a hot wet nuzzle job.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016

Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.

C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!

by BFC2268 March 1, 2011

orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.

Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.

by Crap Bag 07 September 2, 2009

Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010

Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.

Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

by SirLogik June 3, 2011