mad as crackers

Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.

For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.

by Jade.Green October 3, 2009

Sodium Cracker

A word used in similar use to nigga, but for white people.

White dude: what's up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: wut up my sodium cracker
White dude: DA FUCK MAN YOU CANT SAY THAT SHIT UR NOT WHITE!

by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019

Cracker mutt

White people who claim several white nationalities

Scott has German, French, Scottish, and Irish ansestors making him a cracker mutt

by Cryptic Plague June 22, 2018

Cracker Barrel

A made up story or “fact” that is taken at word and then circulated by word of mouth.

Did you ever hear the story about how Disney was frozen? Yeah, that’s a Cracker Barrel.

by IMR1fley April 3, 2019

Cracker Barrel

To caucasian males get in a barrel naked and have sex!

Joe and Adam did a cracker barrel last night!

by Topte March 30, 2022

Cracker Jack

1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(

Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.

by DYLkyrdrdy September 6, 2018

Sandwich Cracker

A term your little cousin uses to describe your brother. Referring to the caucasian male sex.

Jaren is a Sandwich Cracker!

by Twin... July 11, 2011