13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.

Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!

by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024

September 13

taylin gets a bf/asked out day

“taylin, will you marry me?”
“why”
“its september 13th duh”
“ohhhhh… ya sure”

by thathotassbitch September 13, 2022

May 13

Bootyfuck Jack._.kennedeeznuts day

I love may 13!
Why?
Because it’s bootyfuck Jack._.kennedeeznuts Day!

by EeveeLux May 8, 2022

July 13

The day former president Donald J Trump was shot

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers

by Connorisbingys July 18, 2024

April 13

A day where people with good heart and beautiful mind were born on this day. You should be lucky if you have one of them around you.

Taxoulis: When is your birthday?
Cucurbita: It's on April 13th
Taxoulis: Please marry me

by Cucurbita's fan November 21, 2021

November 13

Free ass pic day

Get an ass pic from any girl on November 13

by Coochietoucher19 November 13, 2020

Round 13 rrod

It's when you attempt to rush a Regen Rainbow Rush Of Doom at round 13

Let's send a hhhUUUUUuuuUUUge round 13 rrod.

by Bloons tiity battles January 3, 2018