Jawls tool

A tool used to jawls with. Depending on your profession, this could mean a giant lensed camera, or an Iphone. Used to zoom in and act like a noob and "OMG" over something and knob the other person off. Basically a tool a tool uses to suck dick with.

DUDE! NOS CHICKS! GET OUT THE JAWLS TOOL. ZOOOOOOOOM. TITTTIES.

Man, your jawls tool has such a big depth. I can see her nipples.

by JAWLSERFANBOIIIIIIIII2 July 25, 2011

Tool

jake paul

how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.

by al0newith20bucks August 9, 2020

Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn

"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."

by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014

Rodney Toole

The Man

Rodney Toole is the best contractor in the world he is the man!!

by Master carpenter January 20, 2021

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010

tool

synonym for dick, prick, or dickhead. Definition can apply to a guy's penis, or to someone who acts like a dick.

1. My boss won't get off my ass - he's such a tool.

2. That chick really likes my tool.

by drrobert October 26, 2011