Dub J

When you stick your cock in the toilet bowl and flush the toilet. just another way of busting a nut, sometimes you gots to bust a nut.

"hey bud"
"whats good"
"im just tryna ta get a Dub J ya feel me?"
"yee i feelin it"
"uggghhh i love the Dub J, fa life!"

by bloods of 09 YEE February 25, 2009

J-Med

Greatness...Simply AMAZING, the one, true Dynasty of D-Wade, a TRUE champion... J-Med is the epitome of the term "God-like".

WOW look at J-Med, he is so God-like!

by J-Med June 15, 2009

Roll A J

the act of rolling weed into a paper joint; to roll marijuana into a paper
usually rolled in rolling Raw Papers

"You should roll a j so that we can smoke and get high"

by stephydeeee94 November 1, 2013

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014

sweet j

a good blowjob; head

damn that bitch gives a sweet j.

by Growcock November 5, 2007

J-SHOREITIS

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011

J Pap

To squirt Hershey's syrup in a chick's snatch before you go down on her.

I gave that chick I met at Stratus a J Pap when she took me black to her dorm room.

by Ralph the Raider December 7, 2009