player 1

when ur bitch of an older sibling takes player one and ur left w the GOD AWFUL player two wii remote and ur sibling gets to be mario and ur stuck w toad

oh my god i can’t believe that sneaky hoe is player 1 again.

by quee(f)n April 21, 2020

defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

by JackassMcFuckadio September 3, 2021

September 1

The one day on Labor Day and in
Summer and having fun all day

Long have a good day

Today is September 1 and I am finna

Have fun

by Reny Pooh December 11, 2019

Tommy 1

A Tommy 1 is slang for a 1 litre bottle of Swed.

I ain't got much money on us so just get a Tommy 1 tonight!

by Matt Brooks May 17, 2006

November 1

November 1 is the first day of No Nut November!!

Boys try not to fail!

Alejandro: oh shit!, it’s November 1st
Lucas: What’s November 1st?
Alejandro: The first day of No Nut November 😢

by Sksksksk02 November 11, 2019

september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

by sammy04950 April 19, 2022

oktober 1

free money day

money oktober 1

by kaka kaka sasa November 4, 2019