Issue 1

The end of your rights as you know it; complete bullshit.

Issue one takes your rights away like a dirty pirate named sanchez

by sleeping.in November 12, 2004

November 1

November 1 is the first day of No Nut November!!

Boys try not to fail!

Alejandro: oh shit!, it’s November 1st
Lucas: What’s November 1st?
Alejandro: The first day of No Nut November 😢

by Sksksksk02 November 12, 2019

September 1

The one day on Labor Day and in
Summer and having fun all day

Long have a good day

Today is September 1 and I am finna

Have fun

by Reny Pooh December 12, 2019

September 1

The best Bailey was born on this day

She is a Bailey born on September 1 I can see why

by Doob and Numbo December 17, 2019

september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

by sammy04950 April 20, 2022

oktober 1

free money day

money oktober 1

by kaka kaka sasa November 04, 2019

defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

by JackassMcFuckadio September 04, 2021