HOLY SHIT IM BORED

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine

Me: Holy shit im bored
Friend: SAME

by HOLY SHITT April 17, 2020

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shit-smellin-fucktard

a stink so aweful that it would make a manure pile smell like heaven. this smell is usually on tanner

benjiman- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

corydapimp- O MY GOD IT MUST BE tanner THE shit-smellin-fucktard

by onebigcracka May 7, 2005

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Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.

Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?

Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!

by dunkmonkey December 9, 2008

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JRDS (Junior Dog Shit)

A term used in the junior exploration /resource sector. Specifically referring to a deal that is publically traded. Most commonly referred to TSX Venture listed deals.

First coined by an Investor Relations representaive (Vancouver, BC based) to describe his thoughts on the majority of Venture listed deals durring the markets meltdown in 2008.

"That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"

Describing a stock listed on the Venture Exchange: " That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"

by BudFoxx December 28, 2011

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Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

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