god awful piece of shit

Something that is so horrendous, it approachs the awfulness of God.

That movie Vanilla Sky was truly a god awful piece of shit

by the_unnecessary_beard January 1, 2016

shit rolls down hill

when you have to deal with a problem that someone above you (your boss, parents, teachers, etc) caused.

don't forget....you can throw shit up hill cause it will roll right back down, but heavier.

I gotta do your job cause you fucked up?

Man, shit keeps rolling down hill at this crappy job.

by metamorphosis May 15, 2004

I can't see shit

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.

Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.

by StraightFMan September 6, 2004

you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

by DUWBAT October 27, 2013

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Shit House Flim Flam

The act of hiding out in the bathroom to avoid an unfavorable task.

Leo: "where you been?"
Todd: "I saw you fuckers practicing PLF's so I pulled a shit house flim flam."

by AlexLewis November 17, 2016

aint gon do shit

You're not going to do whatever it is you just threatened to do.

Chelsea: hoe I'mma steal your man if you don't back the fuck up
Sara: you aint gon do shit

by justabee14 April 9, 2019