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most ballin shit ever

to be living a life of extreme wealth in the utmost form
the first t rex that the world has seen in four million years is happening in my home... THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVER! i just wish i had my scissors
by vrory August 7, 2006
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lower than whale shit

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.
Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.
by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017
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delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019
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oh shit! it's the poolice

what you say when you see a pig (only if you're as cool as megan leah and jen) (makers of the definition for megan (except jen, she wasnt there, she was at camp)) (we've had a long day)
*police car drives by on the x-rated walk home*

oh shit! it's the poolice
by spanky mcfarlen July 11, 2006
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Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by redgyul September 23, 2004
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Holy Fucking Shit Fuck

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"
by eshady08m March 31, 2009
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Miss me with that gay shit

What you say when mother fuckers saying shit that getting gay as he'll and you ain't tryna be gay an shit
Ryan: did you watch that episode of my little pony last night it was lit

Johnny: What the fuck dude miss me with that gay shit mother fucker
by Mismewitdatgayshit987 October 30, 2016
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