Dirty D

A male specimen that enjoys little girls, especially girls that are in grade 9. He really enjoys country music and rap, and likes putting new songs on repeat. He enjoys women which names start with an H and K

Keirsten: Yo Hannah, do you like dawson?
Hannah: Yeah but dont tell anybody
Keirsten: Hey Dirty D like me! not you
Hannah: Fuck off hes all mine!!

by aden favel September 24, 2020

Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021

dirty jolly

When you get on a step stool and drill a girl from behind, only to finish in under a minute

She was to tall for Me so I had to pull a dirty Jolly

by Spc June 9, 2020

dirty mackerel

a person who will make out with anyone. As a fish species, mackerel are wide-ranging pelagic school fish with big lips.

"Gurl, Piranha Sean was a dirty mackerel the other night at Remingtons..."

by Addisontpa November 5, 2006

Dirty munch

The act of not eating all day then seshing after work which builds up a bigger appetite then munching.

Me and Cris boutta dirty munch on some chili’s

by Nosauce July 28, 2021

Dirty Rudd

When you fuck her in the ass many times so her ass hole gets so big and then you finger her in the ass on a bridge whilst singing along to the airplanes song.

I made her cry whilst doing the dirty Rudd last night.

by Bob2124 September 1, 2021

Dirty Osama

When you say "allahu akbar" before you put a bomb in your condom, then when you cum you let the bomb loose.
Also the sex is only halal, which means you can't fuck a pig (only restriction).

"Baby I'm about to rupture your asshole cause I'm doing a Dirty Osama"

by Don't buy no gas at station September 6, 2021