Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

r lets her dog eat her out

r let her pum get eaten by a dog

r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog

by imnt0real June 19, 2023

wearing it out

clickworker.com giving the same search terms over and over and over!

Clickworker.com keeps giving me jobs to search google.de for Steel Technologies. They're wearing it out!

by THE_Helena_Hanbasket1 August 29, 2014

Get out of my way

When management interferes with your job and tries to micromanage you, but you are actually more competent at your job than they are.

Hey managers, if you would just get out of my way maybe things would actually be done properly!

by mzkitttkat January 23, 2024

I Hope To God That You Don't Have To Find Out Whether Or Not I Am

For your sake, Sam, I hope you don't have to find out but I'm not going to let you pretend that you pieces of shit deserve anything you go out of me and yes you had better pay it back retroactively.

Hym "I hope to God that you don't have to find out whether or not I am. The God that I don't actually believe in. The only thing they're proving here is that you wouldn't even spoken to me if someone told you not to. And if only people knew that the REASON that people are ranting to themselves in the street is that they are resisting communal mind control intented to keep them from... Doing what? Not 'murder kids.' That isn't it. Keeping them from having it too easy? This is your obtuse kike way of saying 'YoU'rE nOt BeTtEr EvErYbOdY.' Or to get them to do what? Be like the fucking rest of you? No because people aren't doing this to you. To NOT do that. To NOT be like everyone else in a very specific way that let's you pump them full of drugs (but not ones of their choosing) lord over their minds for all of eternity? Sounds like a kike-plan. That sounds like what a kike would do."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

show the fuck out

When individuals or group of fucks get together and rally each other to who can get the must big-long-suck-ding-dong dick energy fucked up as possible w/o tossing. Whoever doesn’t show the fuck up gets, shown the fuck out. Same level of fucked up needed for everybody to complete task of achieving such goal.

“Homes, you bes show the fuck out tonight”
“Are you even showing the fuck out right now chad? U puss”
“Ur mom taught me how ta show the fuck out last night..”

by Snutsbigtilties November 30, 2018

brained out

The effects of feeling brain-o-ed, mnagled headed, heid fried. May cause you to collapse.

"Got proper brained out earlier on, need some drugs"

by fronter23 December 9, 2009