An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.
Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
by goobershanker April 6, 2004
Get the shit fire and save matches mug.1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of
2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest
3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner
past tense: got your shit together
future tense: get my shit together
present tense of
2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest
3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner
past tense: got your shit together
future tense: get my shit together
1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.
2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.
3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!
2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.
3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!
by Fox of the field January 17, 2007
Get the get your shit together mug.by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008
Get the shitting through the eye of a needle mug.When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.
Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."
by GregOwens May 5, 2013
Get the Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther mug.Hurry up and make a decision. Usually used when some one is being really indecisive or is taking way to long to do something. Commonly refers to a decision where a commitment is evolved.
by jettafer30 December 23, 2005
Get the shit or get off the pot mug.Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.
by jim dandyy June 13, 2011
Get the shit stained thumb knuckle mug.Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit
by dasjfhsaduifha September 7, 2007
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