Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em

A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019

reverse friend-zone

a method used by girls to win over unsuspecting guys, It is the reversed process of being (see friend zoned) which usually ends in a relationship.

Shirley reverse friend-zoned john to get into a relationship with him

by Spazcat March 5, 2012

Kill Zone

1. The point in time when one is about to take part in sexual intercourse.
2. Penis in Vagina.

1. "Last night I was in the kill zone, then my girlfriend called."

by AWK November 9, 2003

sack zone

the sack zone is a place where wusses, (nerds geeks you know) make a very large cirlce with that stuff you put on the grass for soccer and football lines and all that crap. then when you venture in, they run up to you and kick you in the nuts, like that show, only its less funny cause its you that got sacked by a nerd, and theres no cameras. the nerd generally think there cool after sacking you, thats when you beat them up!

nerd: hey guys I drew a sack zone circle yesturday!
guy: no one cares geek
nerd: but now i'm cool right?
guy: punches nerd in face, friends help beat up the nerd
nerd: my spleen!!!

by fool in the face April 28, 2006

Friend zone

When your crush says they just want to be friends. It's another type of way of playing heard to get.

Boy: I really like you as more than a friend.
Girl: I don't like you like that let's just be friends.
Later...
Boy: she wants to be friends.
Friends: She just friend zoned you

by Daregirl123 December 6, 2013

v-zone

vagina aka cootch aka touch me thurr bitch

mary and la la say "my v-zone itches".

by sophizzle nikfizzle August 15, 2005

zone 3

zone 3 consits of college park riverdale and east point on decc ya digg

zone 3 east point

by alexus a.k.a miss pooh February 19, 2009